Tote Bag — "Will Squat for Cookies" Funny Gym Humor Tote
One size / Black
$32.99
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Carry your workout wit and everyday essentials in a tote that speaks your language. This sturdy cotton canvas bag wears the bold, playful slogan “WILL SQUAT FOR COOKIES” across the front—white block letters with a pop of red—so it’s equal parts gym humor and grocery-run practicality. The medium-heavy fabric and reinforced shoulder straps stand up to textbooks, meal prep containers, or a haul from the farmer’s market. Lightweight enough to sling over your shoulder, but built to last, it becomes the go-to companion for training days, class commutes, and post-workout snack missions. Let it announce your priorities with a grin while keeping everything inside organized and secure.
Product features
- 100% medium-heavy cotton canvas (320 g/m²) for durability
- Reinforced, double-stitched shoulder straps for long-lasting wear
- Spacious single compartment to hold books, groceries, or gym gear
- Strong, smooth fabric optimized for bold printing
- One versatile size that balances capacity with easy carrying
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Tote Bag — "Will Squat for Cookies" Funny Gym Humor Tote
$32.99
Product features
- 100% medium-heavy cotton canvas (320 g/m²) for durability
- Reinforced, double-stitched shoulder straps for long-lasting wear
- Spacious single compartment to hold books, groceries, or gym gear
- Strong, smooth fabric optimized for bold printing
- One versatile size that balances capacity with easy carrying
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean